Get It??

Okay so after the last 2 posts we need something light-hearted. So I will attempt to tell a joke. Not just any joke, but a deaf joke.


One day, 4 deaf friends decided to go play golf. They arrived at the golf course, got to the first hole, and teed off. Playing right behind them was a group of hearing friends.

Every once in a while the hearing golfers would yell "FORE!" but the deaf golfers would have no idea. Luckily, no one was hurt.

The deaf golfers played, but also chatted. Deaf people are a very chatty bunch, and cannot golf and chat at the same time, so as a result they were golfing very slowly. The hearing golfers started to get frustrated with the pace of play and the number of times they were having to yell "FORE!".

Finally, they asked the deaf golfers if they could go ahead of them. They agreed. The hearing golfers went ahead, and were very happy.

The deaf golfers kept on playing, and were catching up to the hearing golfers. At one point a ball got too close to the hearing golfers and the deaf golfer who had hit the ball immediately held up four fingers.

The ball bounced close to the hearing golfers who said "what the hell!?!" and looked back and glared at the deaf golfers. The deaf golfer simply shrugged his shoulders and again held up four fingers. "FOUR!".

Ha. Ha.